Allow Myself To Introduce Myself

Coming straight outta the holiday season is the hottest Christmas gift of 2012: The Original Alex Deligiannis Action Figure. I don't want to overdo it and sound biased, so I'll just say that this is probably the single greatest action figure ever made. The likeness in awe inspiring. From the rope chain to the BC initials (my back in the day homies know Big Cartoon), down to the lamb gyro on the packaging, no detail has been spared. But if you're looking to get your hands on me, get in line. I'm so exclusive, even I don't own myself. This was a Christmas gift from my friend Erich to my friend Matt. Neither of those guys is me, which, if you think about it, is kind of wierd. In fact, I had nothing to do with it at all, save for being Velvet Teddy Ruxpin-y enough to warrant its creation. I do, however, envy it as much as you do, and am positive it would be the crown jewel of any collection.